Coffee is essential

"How many coffees have you had today,Miss?"

"One."

"Oh God! That's not a good sign!"

Spelling is a must

"Studding the context of the tree images contributes to the marginalisation of drug addicts in Australian society."

Grammar fail

"I want to dilate the river."

Guest post from Thomas the Rhymer

"I can't English" - exam response

A confession from a former student

It really does, all my teachers were right... It pains me to say it, but you were haha

We had it easy and simple at school, the most we had to complain about was homework... That's it! Haha bring back those days...

The scariest thing about sharks

"And most people wouldn't want to be molested by sharks now, would they?"

Insanity or genius?

“In my ten years of teaching I’ve noticed that teachers tend to have a bad habit of talking to themselves. I hypothesize that this is because we talk for a living, and we feel safe speaking our feelings aloud. Or it could be that most of us, especially the high school teacher variety, are just weird as shit.”
― P.C. Cast, Divine By Mistake

Project confessions

One-liners from the school yard. They make the teachers laugh so I thought I might share them. Please feel free to comment and leave some of your own favourites.