Literal interpretations

'Miss! I thought you said we can't talk because it's exam conditions!'

'Yes.....'

'The question says to "Identify and discuss the effect of SWAT codes...." Who am I supposed to do that with?'

Leaving Africa

Student - Where are we supposed to sit?

Teacher - You could sit on the floor?

Student - I'm not sitting on the floor! I left Africa so I can sit in a chair!

A little truth for the masses

A gift

Excuses, excuses

Australian welfare

"Australian culture has many welfare benefits, such as the cattle industry."